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Friday’s fiction 2/20

February 20, 2015

Truth…sometimes stranger than fiction.
APS wire story 2/20/2020 President obama has announced a two hundred million dollar increase in aide to isis to improve their living conditions. This comes at the same time he announced an amnesty and open border policy for any isis member wanting a work visa to enter the United States. He went on to say that after one year of satisfactory work they would become eligible to vote in the following years federal elections. These actions are based on the conclusions arrived at the terrorist summit back in 2015 when he concluded that isis members only went on beheading rampages because they were unemployed and had legitimate reasons why Americans didn’t like them.

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Opening soon near you!
Roger woke up feeling fine for the first time since he arrived here at the detox center. His withdrawal was not pleasant and there were days when the staff never left him out of their sight because they feared he might be suicidal. In the beginning he was a total nervous wreck pacing back and forth, babbling uncontrollably and eating anything not stored behind locked doors. His sessions with the psychologist started badly when he threw a chair through the office window. However a breakthrough came on the third day when the psychologist explained to Roger why he was addicted. He said rats ran through a maze every time they hear a certain sound because they were conditioned that sometimes food would appear after that sound, and we answer/read our texts because we have found that some of them will give us pleasure.

Roger now understood why he was psychologically addicted to his cell phone
and staying at this cellphone detox center for another week
should help ease the physical dependence.
It would be up to him to stay ‘clean’ when out in the real world
even though he would be amongst the millions of other poor addicted souls.

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. February 20, 2015 7:56 pm

    The next election can’t come fast enough!

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  2. February 21, 2015 8:00 am

    tell me i’m in the twilight zone and that first part was some bizarre dream. would obama really be THAT brazen? and get away with it?

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  3. February 22, 2015 4:42 pm

    Oh No my son lost his job recently maybe he will become them. LOL

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